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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago

This is far too honourable for that POS

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

They don't give honour guard burials to people who have been executed for treason.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear to god I will go out partying the day I hear the news. I don't care if it's a Monday morning before work, I'm taking shots.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

I generally stopped drinking alcohol two years ago, there was never any issues with dependency or over drinking involved, I just realized that I slept terrible after drinking even small amounts.

Anyway, I have four bottles of champagne, marked "Trump", "Putin", "Musk" and "Orban" respectively, so I can toast on the day the world no longer has to deal with their shit.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago
[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It makes me happy thinking of all work that will have to be done to conceal his gravesite because it will absolutely be treated as an open air latrine

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point it's clear that all this is not down to one man. There will be others after him and they will be worse.

When they finally pick someone who is also charismatic, it will be the end for the country

Trump is not the reason. He is the symptom

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Trump is still the figurehead of the "movement". They have nobody who is anywhere near as popular with their base and who could replace him. Once he's gone the entire house of cards will collapse.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The bare coffin needs to be dragged to his grave by a team consisting of a pig, a chicken and an ass.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I would say feed him to the pig but it would most likely make the pig sick.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

just dump his body in the nearest ditch.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Piss monument, where everyone can contribute.

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Question:
Will the fuckwit smell worse or better when that orange thing is a corpse?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I have a bottle of champagne ready....

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This isn't aiop, it's petty and a waste of energy. Trump is a puppet and a clown, a symptom of concentrated and focused power, entitlement and wealth. If he died, the next fascist up would replace him and be even more extreme as extremists always have to one up each other. Focus on the system, not the clown.