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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

Pro-lifers when it comes to abortion and (after) birth care.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 31 points 9 months ago

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind."

― Kurt Vonnegut

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why would I ejaculate on cement?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The ol' George Mallory defense.

[–] darvocet 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

weed

No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Yes!

We call them weeds but also eat them :D ... :(
(Fairly on brand for us tbh)

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Flower wingman.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?