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Yep checks out. Figured the kidnappers would have implied the last point from the first three but... 🤡
Plot twist: he had a correctly implemented duress wallet.
If I was a kidnapper, I would just go after people with visible wealth because their families can just buy crypto with it.
I like this title a bit better, but someone posted this story an hour ago already: https://lemmy.world/post/31481750
Tough life there, Bro.
Womp womp 🤣
idiot tictok crypto influencers might not be good for society, but we shouldn't laugh at their kidnapping
I'm laughing at the reason they were released, smart guy.