this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A joke at the end to distract from all the innuendo. Perfect.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I've also been working on my grinding process for years.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I didn't see it going anywhere else but here we are

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... And the love of my life, my wife Justin.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Could stay technically true with a pun:

...and the love of my wife, Justin.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even enough energy to name her Justine.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

This man is clearly dedicated to his business

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

This just in...