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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 80 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"That's why I'm so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I'm a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker."

[–] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that's going to show up in this upcoming civil war?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago

I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 months ago

I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society...

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No they're not lol. I bought them because of podcasts and my $20 JBLs are better. The fucking ANC does nothing and they sound like crap.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke...

I've never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Sennheisers are great, I've been using their headphones for years. Those and my Audio-Technicas get a lot of love from me.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…”

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just for the curious - don't. Anything but Nord

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

No independent security checks, CIA honeypot, shit like that

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 47 points 6 months ago

come home to utter loss and sadness.

come home to the flavor of Simple Rick.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I too enjoy Robert Evans work

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Robert: "Speaking of murdering kids"

Sophie: "Jesus Christ Robert"

Robert: "Buy these products instead"

Sophie: "ok I guess"

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Look at least this way they're working in the factories to make usless shit instead of out on the streets starving to death

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish they would release unbleeped versions of those ad transitions sometimes. I wanna hear more about the BlueApron blood sport island

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think he has to stop with the child hunting island because people didn’t understand that it was parody.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The troubled teen industry episode does have a bastard hunting down children with his helicopter.

The grave of that fucker is pretty close too, although vandalism is perhaps best for living bastards…

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I worry if he is accidently creating parasocial issues with some people.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Sponsored by Raytheon….

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And when the apocalypse hits, I'll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!

[–] klu9@piefed.social 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I still can’t believe France just did exactly that in 2025.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

you joke but how do i escape this hell hole?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The only way out is through.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The unguarded northern border, which you can cross in search of a better life for your family

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 6 months ago

Well shit, we are going to have to build a wall then. And make the americans pay for it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

“When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

All while microwaving a fresh never frozen meal from Factor!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

They're anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean.

[–] Nay@feddit.nl 6 points 6 months ago

This is YouTube as well

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers....

[–] ahornsirup@feddit.org 4 points 6 months ago

Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I'm not going to blame people for needing money.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Take their ad money and call them out anyway.