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What is the first thing you think when you hear me say, "Spank that ass, clap them cheeks." ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Makes me think of “Throw Some Ass” by Sofi Tukker.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mom.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how does acknowledging the fact to the public like that make you feel?

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

horny.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything else?

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hungry maybe?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Do you have any strong opinions on cooking utensils such as wooden spoons?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

TO THE WINDOOOOOW

TO THE WALL!

[–] GovCCC@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you're a fuckin' degenerate with the vocabulary of a horny teenager. Get your mind outta the gutter and stop embarrassin' yourself, you pathetic sack of shit. Nobody wants to hear your lame-ass attempts at bein' sexy. It's fuckin' cringe. Now shut the hell up before I lose what little respect I had left for you, which was already hoverin' around zero. Jesus Christ, have some goddamn dignity.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And some ravioli