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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Proof that God hates billionaires.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"...slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth." - H. G. Wells, The War of the Worlds

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Available on Amazon.

[–] andrnemus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Now that's my kind of beellionaire!

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago
[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I saw this Black Mirror episode...

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

to bee and not to be.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sic semper apiaster

[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

One down.... Many more to go.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.

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