Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.
I'm so lost. For kids learning to code, I think this image actually might help them understand
You can still be snobby by instead insisting on "fold, scan, iterate"
it's funny
This is an encoder
Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. :(
you must be the physical embodiment of the map reduce, channeling your inner ingredient to sandwich pipeline. alternatively find a partner who can do it for you. probably tastes better that way.
Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder
Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing
And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes
With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.
Sandwich.hs:6:11: error: [GHC-83865]
* Couldn't match type ‘Bread’ with ‘Cucumber’
Expected: Bread
Actual: Cucumber
This wouldn't have happened with Burritos.
Extract Transform Loaf
which one is the root for loop?
That’s not a tasty sandwich
I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?
No, GNU is the main filling, obviously.
Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?
Ackshually yellow cheese doesn't have much lactose, see e.g. https://www.lactolerance.fr/blog/en/milk-content-of-dairy-products/