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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Same with right to hit Nazis and police with cars.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Hmm, I guess if some magat protesters are around they would be fair game to get run over as well.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm all for hating desantis, but context is important:

We also have a policy that if you're driving on one of those streets and a mob comes and surrounds your vehicle, and threatens you, you have a right to flee for your safety.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

“Have Right to Hit [liberal, democratic, equality-seeking, anti-fascist] Protesters With Cars [but not pro-fascist, talibangelical, NAZI demonstrators]”

The subtext is important.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 month ago

This guy has predatory eyes.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read that as Protestants and wondered how long Desantis had been a Fenian

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

cuz pedestrian in FL means homeless or drug addicts, so they are ok to run over

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Just an FYI if you don’t smoke weed. Buy an AR15 and just be prepared. But if you do smoke weed. Buy it anyways but don’t admit you smoke weed. Ever.

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Whenever i see a circle with stuff radiating in the circle behind him, abd the image is low res, my brain just fills it in with a sonnenrad.

[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This would be a very easy self defense case for armed protestors.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And if you're surrounded by cops?

[–] darkmarx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You mean protesters in uniform?

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