this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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Inspired by Cm0002's post

I just... gave up trying. I take a look at my posts semi-regularly and will respond to comments then but otherwise? That's fucking 3 days worth of messages.

Big number scary and idk where the fuck to start. I'm going to open that notification area and find the corpse of a dog I forgot to feed.

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[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like we have a new record!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

SOMEONE ELSE TAKE IT FUCKING PLEASE

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can deal with that. Just give me your username and password, i'll help you with your issue 🌚

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bequeath me some of your riches and then we can talk, you oil baron you.

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get: your password You get: big fucking line project lmao

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

So I get debt in exchange for my pristine account? Hell no. ABUSIVE ADMIN! ABUSIVE ADMIN OVER HERE!

Do I need to make another call out post?

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

He totally won’t mess up your settings. Pinky swear!

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let it grow, let it grow! 🎶

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You shut up. I cleared 50 of them and now it looks like this.

[–] Blaze@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanted to post mine, but just cleared it yesterday

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I fear this thing is never going to be cleared. I open it and check Mentions and Messages and that's it. I'm just terrified. I'm 100% going to find something in there like "Message me in 24 hours and I'll give you a $500 gift card for groceries!" and end up throwing myself off a cliff. End up being the $100 worth of BTC wallet that I bought in 2013 and lost all over again...