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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You don't have to blur fucking on Lemmy.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unblur the fucking! Unblur the fucking!

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 7 points 2 months ago

Me to the Japanese every day.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is almost certainly copied from Facebook, not blurred especially for Lemmy.

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

I'll say fudge-diddly-darn if I want to and you can't stop me.

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[–] vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The term, yacht, originates from the Dutch word jacht (pl. jachten), which means "hunt", and originally referred to light, fast sailing vessels that the Dutch Republic navy used to pursue pirates and other transgressors around and into the shallow waters of the Low Countries.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 15 points 2 months ago

We also use the word for hunting in fighter jets (jachtvliegtuig = hunt airplane, straaljager = jet hunter), imagine Dutch being as influential now as is was then; we'd have yacht airplanes.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, and a Polish person tells me this is the correct way to make the Yah sound at the start of the English word, yacht.

I imagine it's the same for the Germans, Dutch, and Scandinavians. Though perhaps not for the French or Spanish.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

fun fact: the word "Yacht" derives from old german "Jagd", which means hunt, it was used by the dutch as "Yacht" and the fast sailing boats got their names from there. But basically, all germanic, slavic and romantic languages pronounce the vowels the same way EXCEPT english, where they fuck up literally every single vowel

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (26 children)

Monolinugal people thinking that the pronounciation of some rare words is the big issue when learning languages...

Dude, try memorizing the correct grammatical gender for every single noun or every single exception to regular declinations. And that's just for a medium-difficulty language like German.

You know how there's simple English versions of news articles? The same thing exists with German. And the language in these Simple German articles is more difficult than the regular English version.

English is THE easy mode language of the world, which is why e.g. pretty much anyone in Europe defaults to it if they are speaking to anyone who speaks a different native language. Like, if someone from Austria speaks with someone from Ukraine, they will use English.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

i mean, no, the reason english is the default language of the world is due to (british, and then american) imperialism

french and latin were once the default languages of europe for the same reason

and how hard a language is to learn is kinda irrelevant, because it will always depend on what language(s) you already know. for monolingual speakers of english, it’s hard to learn a language with grammatical genders, but if you already speak a language with those, that won’t be a problem

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

"for monolingual speakers of english, it’s hard to learn a language with grammatical genders, but if you already speak a language with those, that won’t be a problem"

Not necessarily. I'm German and I still have to learn French grammatical genders by heart, because they don't necessarily match ours. Familiarity with the concept doesn't make it any easier, just less weird.

Example: The tower. LA tour, feminine. DER Turm, masculine.

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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but if you already speak a language with those, that won’t be a problem

Tell me you are a monolinugal English speaker without telling me.

The problem is not wrapping your mind around the concept of grammatical genders, but that you have to memorize them for every word. And they are different in any language with grammatical gender.

For example:

  • Italian: La luna (female), il sole (male)
  • German: Der Mond (male), die Sonne (female)

or

  • German: Das Huhn (neuter)
  • Italian: il pollo (male)
  • Spanish: la gallina (female)

Knowing the grammatical gender of something in one language won't help you one bit when learning another language. In fact, it might be even detrimental, because it's different in every language.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I'm so glad that fucking was censored (although not really at all censored, since I can clearly still see the word), I would have been offended if it wasn't.

Imagine bad language on the internet.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Capitalism is ruining our greatest gift, language.

We have a whole ass generation growing up having to learn to use weird euphemisms for everything and anything remotely controversial and it's totally normal to them. If I were really conspiracy-minded I would be screaming how "They" are doing this on purpose so they can better control us... but my sad, matured understanding of the world has taught me that nobody is in charge, we're not a smart enough species to create that kind of functional hierarchy, it's just consequence of systems we collectively refuse to change.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This sound like something someone who only speaks English would say.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who learned English in school, I can assure you that the word "yacht" is rather at the bottom of the list of troubles.

See: "The Chaos" (poem)

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

It's way longer than I remember. I think I only ever saw an abridged version or something.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Hm the word yacht is easy, it means Jacht :-)

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 19 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Bitch please:

Skildvagtslymfeknudeundersøgelse

Welcome to Danish.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän. Actual word for an actual job that existed until 1991. Welcome to German.

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[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When I learned that the proper pronunciation of the word queue is basically a letter q followed by a bunch of silent letters, I had to take a break for a while. I enjoy the sound of English language, so that kept me going afterwards, but I am still salty.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

In a sick way I'm glad it's the language I was raised with. On the other hand, maybe the British should have conquered less.

[–] Nomad 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I feel the same just for German. English is the simpleton language of the world. Nothing complicated about learning it.

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[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (8 children)

To be fair, most of the weirdly spelled words come from other languages. Especially French.

[–] hagelslager@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yup, in this case: Yacht comes from the Dutch word "jacht" (hunt). Named after fast sailing vessels to hunt down pirates and enemies.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 12 points 2 months ago (11 children)

So.... No one in here has tried to learn Mandarin in here huh?

Let's talk about Hanji, heck worse let's talk about:

四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十;
谁把十四说“十适”,就打他十四;
谁把四十说“适十”,就打他四十

Which is pronounced like:

sì shì sì, shí shì shí, shísì shì shísì, sìshí shì sìshí;
shéi bǎ shísì shuō “shíshì”, jiù dǎ tā shísì,
shéi bǎ sìshí shuō “shìshí”, jiù dǎ tā sìshí.

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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Uncensored.

Just do a search for a bit of the text before posting this stuff. It's super easy to find the uncensored version.

POST THAT. Let's kill off this censored trash.

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[–] bricklove@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Though he aught to have picked a tougher word.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bricklove@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Lol I can't even spell my own language

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

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[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was gonna mention the silent k, h, e but then I remember french. They have like 50% silent letters at random. I remember how flabbergasted I was to see millefeuille written the first time.

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can hear a word in Spanish and immediately know how to spell it. I can read a word in Spanish and know how to pronounce it. We can only dream of doing that in English.

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[–] peterg@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As a person who learned English as an adult, u can tell you that the word that gave me the most trouble early on was "weather". I mean these sounds are impossible!!

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My favorite has to be "read" (to read a book) and "read" (previously read a book)

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Relevant "Raymond Luxury Yacht" Monty Python sketch https://youtu.be/tyQvjKqXA0Y

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think people from places that use idiographic languages that have to be transliterated probably actually have an easier time with English orthography than people whose language uses a Roman script and is pronounced phonetically. People who are used to puzzling through the layer of abstraction/obfuscation that sometimes ambiguous transliterations will have can see that English orthography is almost always substantially different than its pronunciation.

TL;DR: it's easier for a Chinese person to learn to read English aloud than a person from Romania, but the European would have studied it in school either somewhat or a lot

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

We have a park here...

Champoeg state park.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champoeg,_Oregon

Sham-pooie.

Because in Old Dutch, the letter g is pronounced like a y when it's at the end of a word.

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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Fuck censorship.

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