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[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

are we trading pants or something? do you also get a wet spot? wouldn't it just be "a" wet spot? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Gork@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago

It's not just a wet spot, it's the wet spot. The special puddle of fluid bonding goodness.

[โ€“] theneverfox@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

No. It's a stain you both can't explain or eliminate but also feel quiet pride over

I am also offering this

[โ€“] Zacryon@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"i recieve you receive devastating the wet spot orgasms"

[โ€“] kewwwi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a trope: when two people have sex in a bed, the resulting bodily fluids will make the bedding wet, usually in a specific area. One partner will get to roll away from the wet area and sleep on the dry part of the bed. The other partner will have no choice but to sleep on the wet part of the bed (or leave the bed entirely, but that's hardly romantic).

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, thanks for explaining. We appreciate that!

Makes one and many wonder why sex always happens in beds, why they don't put a towel down before engaging in it, or just have separate beds.

[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah but some want that wet spot.

Like, a lot of people don't go down on their partner thinking "ew, bodily fluids", they go down thinking "heck yes, get that love juice all over my face"

The horni does things in the brain only the horni understand.

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure. All we're saying is that it sounds very uncomfy to sleep on. That's all.

[โ€“] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is, but horni brain isn't thinking about future sleepy brain, horni brain wants the wet and wants it now, no time for towel.

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, that sounds really difficult. Is that an allo thing?

[โ€“] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, pretty much. There's even a term for it: thinking with your little head.

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, we think with our heart ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I,,, don't think it's fair to imply that allosexual folks don't. For most people there's a large degree of love for someone that's being expressed during sex. Even when we've had 'friends with benefits' situations we've still held a deep amount of platonic love.

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don't think we were. We were just saying what we do.

[โ€“] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, maybe I read too much into it.

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

It's okay ๐Ÿ™‚

The horni does things in the brain only the horni understand.

makes kinda sense though when you consider that bodily fluids are not only random fluids but transport other stuff as well, such as smell and probably bacteria. i've had the impression for a while now that just like humans domesticated farm animals, humans also domesticated gut bacteria and these are being shared.

[โ€“] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do most people not put a towel down first?

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to this thread, apparently not.

[โ€“] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I definitely always put a towel down. Learnt that the hard way as a teenager...

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Glad it helps!

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Okay, what's THE wet spot?

[โ€“] kewwwi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Someone or somemany just had a shower and needs to sleep? They're on their period and want to sleep naked?

[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is literally an artist signature. Can we not witch hunt every single piece of genuine art now?

[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Well, about that:

I present the, uh, lip-fingernail.

Honestly, I wonder how much longer it'll be until we actually can't tell anymore. Veo 3 is preetty terrifying.