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Become a bear Summoner!🐻 (hilariouschaos.com)

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When you are in an area with bears. You can summon them by just counting to 3 and saying bear power! All bears in a 10 mile radius of you will come to you with an empty stomach and will be very hungry. They will also be enraged and have 2x strength.

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