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Shitty Superpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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You can squeeze out a pimple from your face, put it on the table, and it will turn into a tiny human being that looks like Molly Little and Hazel Moore. (hilariouschaos.com)
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You can command it to run back and forth.

If you feed them, they can grow up to 170 centimeters.

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