this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two men can look at each other.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Use sunglasses for protection.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Subliminal liberal propaganda

[–] marius@feddit.org 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are turning the frogs gaze

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Not the freakin frogs

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 34 points 1 month ago

“What’s penetrating gaze?”

“Not much, what’s penetrating you?”

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

/c/buttsexx

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminded me when I first heard Smashing Pumpkins - Everlasting Gaze

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, I've heard it is very problematic to live with a worn one.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

During sex Ed in school this question came up. I will never forget the answer.

"There are many ways for people to love each other"

My teacher just said it and didn't skip a beat. She just went on with the lesson. Thanks Ms.Callister.

[–] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The moment when your wife deliver a better dad joke than yourself.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Does anyone have that video of the little girl sticking her finger inside a hole made by her other hand’s index and thumb?

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago