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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 42 points 2 years ago

Senior developer wanted to learn all of the cool security front-end features, so they took that project.

Database modernization and security was put on the backlog, and given to an intern as a welcome to the team project.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

social security number

"security? what's security?!"

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 7 points 2 years ago

The S in ICT stands for security

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least it isn't writable... yet.

[–] akash_rawal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Together we can make this happen!

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

I once saw and am still disappointed I didn't buy, a hoodie that read "Social engineering: Because there's no patch for human stupidity"

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now days people want transparency of what is done with their data, I mean if that isn't transparency I don't know what is.

[–] akash_rawal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Well, we could allow root login via passwordless telnet so that they can be extra sure that we aren't hiding anything.