Please your wife? Ok I guess you asked nicely
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when I took my wife to flavortown general they smothered her in grilled onions, gravy, and texas toast. topped her off with a kentucky bourbon mustard. At the end of it all they said “no charge, enjoy your visit to flavorcountry” and that was it.
now imagine that bill in the u.s.!
"What's wrong, Doc?"
"Here's your problem. She doesn't have any toppings. No relish. No chili. Nothing. It's no surprise she didn't last a minute in Flavortown."
"Damn it! I've been a fool!"
She's entirely undressed.
By the look of how easily that giant hot dog fits in that hallway, I'm pretty sure she's been pleased enough...
Well I have bad news and a snack.
- Xavier
hot bitch