A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my 'car', it's a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money...

A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.

"What's your point?"

When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.

Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.

don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad

• Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
• No it's still working.
• You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.

Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

steals his watch

"You got ripped off"

My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard

Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?

"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."

That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

That's cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

I couldn't care less.

neat

Bragging is lower-class behavior

Ok, and what's your question?

Smile and say "it's very pretty".

"Oh, you could only afford one watch?"

"What a horrible financial decision"

this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

This isn't a car

'nice watch!' then move in and quietly say "oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there"

"Okay and does it tell the time?"

Shoot the man.

Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊

Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

What time is it?

"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"

Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.