this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
645 points (99.4% liked)

Science Memes

19747 readers
1842 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
all 46 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

You don't need much c4 to render an individual sterile.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"We have learned to steer humans! All it was needed was a sharp pain from a bright light directly into their eyeballs (below the eyelids), and since humans tend to avoid pain, they try to move away from the spots where we press the pain button.

Well, except Jimmy12, he has been gooning all experiment long, so the controls need to be reversed."

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 months ago

This. Did not expect to feel bad for cockroaches today...

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I love how this is borderline torture. Next we'll be steering animals by tugging on their balls

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago

I have bad news about rodeos

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

...there's a fetish in there somewhere!

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

A little at a time. We need to get comfortable doing this to cockroaches before we can start large scale testing on humans

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I guess this is slightly less disturbing than the previous approach to cyborg cockroaches where their antennae were snipped and enamelled wire was inserted into the stubs to directly stimulate their nerves.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I do not want to be reincarnated as a cyborg cockroach.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There must be an anime about this

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Love death and robots will have one sooner or later.

[–] Wofls@feddit.org 15 points 10 months ago

We do what we must because we can

[–] genuineparts 15 points 10 months ago

Ah sweet man-made horrors well within my comprehension!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So, we can make cockroach cyborgs, probably torturing them along the way, but not fix our messed up society. Fun.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair making cyborg cockroaches is way easier.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe the cyborg roaches will gain sapience, rebel, and take over. One can only hope. It can't be worse than what we have now.

Let me be the first to say that I, for one, welcome our new electronic/insectoid overlords.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could control the cyborg cockroaches, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] TessierAshpool@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Cyborg cockroaches were used to find survivors in the recent Myanmar earthquake

https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/spores-cyborg-cockroaches-helping-with-search-and-rescue-efforts-in-myanmar-quake

I say we see what other insects and small animals we can turn into cyborgs

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nietzsche's tits would fall off

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why not just control cockroaches with food

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why not just control cockroaches with artificial scarcity?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Why not control the cockroaches with puppet leaders?

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 6 points 10 months ago

Me, haunting those responsible for the wording:

The Spirit of the Harvest Moon is a spirit and the main antagonist from "The House of Discontent" S2E12p1 of Courage The Cowardly Dog Show. It is a giant floating bald head of a moon-esque man: with glowing white skin, scowling black lips, and pure black eye sockets. not a cyborg.

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

The final boss from the new DOOM game: The Cyberroach

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this was one of the xfiles episodes, where the aliens were controlling the roaches, to send a singal.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Also in the Fifth Element

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] theyllneverfindmehere@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Came here looking for this.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[–] Shanedino@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The lab I worked in during college had a project that was very similar but used the antennae.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago

Death may be a preferable alternative to being found in rubble by a swarm of cyborg cockroaches.

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

One step closer to The Fifth Element every day.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 10 months ago

We're worse than the Mechanicus tech priests.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks a lot Osama!