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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Possibly the cruelest irony of adulthood is that autonomy comes with a shit load of terms and conditions.
For instance, I could eat cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day if I wanted to. But it would result in diabetes, obesity, and eventually death. So yes, theoretically I could do it. But not if I want to live for very long.
Damn shame too because I have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies.
With great power and all that
Unless you're metabolically lucky. I've been eating whatever I want for decades, and I'm in excellent health and never get fat. In fact I just had a checkup this morning lol. Just random genetics. I shouldn't gloat but it's fucking awesome!
I must hate you now. Sorry, dems the rulez!
You sound like this "Unless you are just built different. I've been smoking a pack a day for decades and I'm in excellent health. Maybe I should start smoking twice as much."
It is nice but we still bloat 😞 stupid summer and my sexy tummy
It's brutal, isn't it?
When you realize that your parents also wanted to eat cookies and Ruffles all the time too, but they didn't want to die early and are just making you eat healthy so you don't die early.
Ugh...
Diabetes and obesity in the long term, heartburn and indigestion in the short term.
I always wanted to grow up so I could eat ice cream whenever I wanted. Welp, grew up, now my tumtum hurts after one scoop. Life's cruel irony.
Even if it didn’t, you would get fat because of it, or maybe get diabetes
My first realization that I was truly an adult came when I was in the checkout line at Albertsons, saw a stack of freshly made peach pies, and realized I could just buy one and eat the whole thing, cuz I was a grownup. So I did!
Ooooh how was it?
Fantastic! I pretty much just ate peach pie all weekend. And also, I've made tons of pies since then but almost always buy peach pie premade, because peeling and slicing those slippery suckers is a bitch.
Sounds good. I'm going to LA in November peach pie and cobbler are on the must eat list we don't have anything like that in the UK
Interesting. I didn't even know cobbler was an American thing.
I remember reading about it in books as a kid, never had it IRL so I'm actually going to live out a childhood dream
LOL it's super simple, you can actually make it very easily. Anyway I hope it lives up to your expectations. Best way to eat peach cobbler is with vanilla ice cream on top.
Thanks for the pro tip!
Not if you're trying to care about your health! Dieting is haaaard.
'Whenever I want' doesn't mean every day.
It does if you want cookies every day.
who doesn't want cookies every day
Me!
Too often and they lose the magic.
Wait till you have the epiphany that you can just bake your own cookies and that it's not that much of a hassle at all. 🍪👨🍳
Many moons ago, I worked as a realtor, and one of the "tricks" of the trade was to bake cookies before an open house. It makes the house smell great, and you get to give out snacks. It really shattered my internal concept of baking cookies, because I could buy pre-cut cookie dough and a cookie sheet on my way to a house and make delicious, warm cookies in 20 minutes while wearing a suit. No apron, no cleanup, just an increasingly tight pair of suit pants.
Yep. Though the rolls of cookie dough are too tempting to just...eat lol. I buy the cookie mix which is a bit cheaper and doesn't need refrigerated; a bit messier to prepare though.
Strong agreement on the dough being too tempting as it is. I tried to convince my wife that opened packages of cookie dough will sublimate in the fridge, but she didn't believe me. And the mixes are great for keeping a variety of cookie flavors in the cupboard, without keeping actual cookies in the house.
Saving this as a career plan “B”
What really grinds my gears is I could have done it when I was young and not suffered any physical consequences. If I do it now I get fat er
Yes but mom gets replaced with guilt and adult responsibility.
And you can’t hide from them as easily.
Also, fried bacon!
Idk. Personally I've always loved being an adult. The bullshit comes from the world not from me
I love how easy it is to just make cookies yourself too.
The other day, I had ginger cookies smothered in mascarpone for dinner.
That sounds like heaven
I never wanna eat cookies anymore tho 😩
