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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you my wife? I didn't know you were on Lemmy.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.

[–] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On rye with thousand island?

Fuck, now I'm hungry. No right to be so good

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee's

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't I call 'em chips if I was?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You tell me.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

[–] onichama@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don't think fries is one of them

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism

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[–] alternative_factor@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These words are not in the bible

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

[–] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

1000% more accurate than a PCM

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

anarchism

conservatism

Balkans_IRL

[–] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.

[–] SameOldJorts@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

croissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

When I didn't work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I'm probably better off working from home mornings.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn't on the image.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the same apply to waffles?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Who doesn't think waffles are a breakfast food?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Filthy right-wingers.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Waffles are pancakes for when it isnt breakfast time.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Waffles are pancakes with a syrup trap

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ah, Green Party voter.

[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it's always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too...) and stepping outside to hit my vape...

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It's not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

It's AFAIK democratic communism.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right

Oh HELL no! I'd rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).

I'm also unhealthy, but I'm working on it and getting better.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

As an anarchist I feel called out

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Where's the biscuits and gravy also fully automated luxury gay space communism

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Coke fiend

That explains a lot.