this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

I did once play a Kobold alchemist who would just make bombs and traps, but would shout out magic spells when he used them

After all, it was how he impressed his clan into thinking he was a powerful sorcerer and worthy to get sent out into the world to reclaim an artifact of great power

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh I’m sure there’s comics out there featuring a lizard man swallowing a wizard’s magic stick

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I was gonna say considering the art this guy usually creates...

[–] lurkerlady@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

please dont bring your fetish oc to the table, im begging you

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Can't a lizardfolk enjoy a tasty wizard meal without the dm trying to kink shame them?

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've heard that ingesting magical items has a less-than 0.1% chance of giving you innate magical powers. Nevertheless, kobold sorcerer populations are the fastest growing demographic in the land.

Really just shows what a bit of persistence and some top-of-the-line hot sauce will do for you.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This explains where all the magic items keep disappearing to.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Give me a coffee and 20 minutes. You'll get them back.