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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

Boil your water, then after it cools run it through a charcoal and/or osmosis filter. Even then, it's still not great. Commercial/community water treatment isn't some silly little optional process.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Get a water filter that’s designed for camping. The two varieties I’ve seen are either a hand pump or using gravity to force the water through a ceramic filter. Try to pick water that is relatively clean looking (not obviously murky, and it helps to pick flowing water).

Best tasting water I’ve ever had and you won’t get giardia (the most common cause of diarrhea symptoms described above).

[–] DesertDwellingWeirdo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I tried a hand pump while camping and never used it again. The tannins in the water (decayed plant matter secretion) isn't captured by the filter and hit me pretty hard.

[–] mcteazy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

The biggest risk out in the woods is microorganisms. If you boil it or use a well designed filter you are likely going to be fine if you're drinking otherwise clear water.

I wouldn't just filter the water from the Hudson river and go to town, but if it's 10 miles to the nearest road I think you're probably doing better than your tap

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I had a similar experience at a pseudo pagan ritual/drum thing/moonlit naked dance thing. They'd stocked the sweat lodge with several bottles of water. Some for drinking and others full of river water for tossing on the stones. I failed to correctly identify them in the dark and was very sick as a result.

Editted for spelling

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)
$ sudo pagan ritual
sudo: pagan: command not found

PS: I am appropriately sad that I am a person that knows linux and not a person that visits moonlit naked dancing rituals. Meh, you can't have it all.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

You forgot the path "ritual/drum thing/moonlit".

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can. The group was a mix of crusties, hippies and nerds. Plenty of Linux users among them. Myself included.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's a common error. You have to spell it like daemon:

$ sudo paegan ritual

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[–] NewDayRocks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The missed pro tip: don't believe everything you see on tv

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying the media would LIE??? On TELEVISION??? Are you sure about this?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago

In my own home might I add!

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

At no point does Brita Water Filters claim to remove biological pathogens from the water.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to giardia or whatever other parasites and bacteria are in natural water sources.

Pretty much all natural surface water, no matter the source, is gonna have stuff in it that can make you sick. Maybe some cramps and diarrhea, some potentially lethal. Any time you drink untreated water it’s a risk no matter the “bro science” about how some is “safe”. Even glacial water has bacteria in it. Just some sources the concentration of bad stuff is going to be low enough that your body can hopefully deal with it without you becoming symptomatic.

Use proper filters and treatments designed for biologically contaminated water, or filter and boil your water before consuming. Stay safe out there!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

IDK why, but your comment made me think of a really awful business idea... Immunity building microdose water. Basically you sell and advertise water that has a few parts per billion bacteria to build your immune system.

Will you get sick, maybe? Do we accept any liability... no it says so right on the bottle.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Drink of that with a few bites of Crunchy Frog candy.

Delectable.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How come animals are fine drinking it? And what about pre industrial people? Was everyone just always sick?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plenty of animals are riddled with parasites, and early humans absolutely got sick. Think of all the cholera epidemics even in recent history. I’m sure some animals get sick but I’d bet their stomachs are a far harsher environment for bacteria and parasites to survive so it’s less likely for them to be ill.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honesty didn't expect the answer to be "yeah they are just sick all the time lmao"

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're going anywhere in the wilderness for an extended amount of time, it's best to have the person driving to bring a case of water in the trunk for this situation (and also first aid)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

wilderness for an extended amount of time

person driving

Those don't seem to fit together quite right.

Anyway, bring a LifeStraw or the like. Saved my ass onetime.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know when I leave for a big trip I leave straight from my house

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[–] Natanael 19 points 2 months ago

Some filters can do that, not all. Gotta check what your filter is rated for!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 months ago

We went on a vacay when I was maybe twelve. Canada and Montana, saw a moose, hiked in the forest. My dad told me to drink from a stream. The water seemed super fresh and clean.

I puked my guts out at the airport and on the flight home. Other people were donating their barf bags on the plane because I was so sick. My mom was really pissed at my dad.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

The Brita would (should) pull out various carcinogens from the water since they will stick to the filter rather than the water. But it won't do anything for bacteria, viruses, amoeba or any other protists. Which would make you acutely sick.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Britta'd. I think a bottle with and ranging from very fine at the bottom to pebbles on top might be one of those survival things that actually work. Or just boil it. Or both.

[–] killingspark@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Both is the answer. One is for reducing bigger impurities the other for killing any bacteria

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Just boil the water instead. Then you can have instant soup.

[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Bro trust an ads about thing sell on amazon

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago
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