Wait... what's wrong with dark chocolate???
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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My wife had to explain to me that apparently most people actually prefer milk chocolate. I didn't believe her at first and I still don't understand how people prefer worse things, but it seems to be true.
Are you an American forced to eat that Hershey's baby vomit flavored milk chocolate like me? European milk chocolate is amazing.
Milka sucks balls.
I am an American, but I didn't grow up in the US and ate real chocolate as a kid, not hersheys. All milk chocolate is just watered down actual chocolate though, including european.
White "chocolate" 🤢
I fucking love museums.
Op, I love 3 of those things pretty deeply and I hate most things. Somebody can love you.
What's your beef with museums?
can't eat them :(
Not if I kill myself first
oop! too late i already love you, get wrecked, the suicide is off. if you read this u r gay and you can't die gay because it's pride month 😠
Joke's on you, I genuinely like all four of those things.
Thanks for liking me <3
I love dark chocolate
Oof!
Those monsters who don't like sushi. Must've just had supermarket sushi or something. They need to try real sushi!
It is possible to not like sushi on its own merit and not out of ignorance. I've eaten plenty of it and it has never wowed me.
Absolutely! That's why that statement of mine was tongue in cheek!
However, maybe you just didn't have really good sushi... 😂
I've been keeping a list of things that 20 year old naive me thought were absolutely disgusting and that mature me finds fucking fantastic now:
Sushi/sashimi - ewww, raw fish
Museums - ewww, art and history
Blue Cheese - ewww, moldy cheese
Raw Oysters - ewww, booger seafood
Pedicures - ewww, someone painting my toenails
Kimchi - ewww, fermented jar cabbage
Asian fish sauce - ewww, fermented fish juice
OP - ewww, internet stranger
Edit: I like dark chocolate too but it doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi as saying "raw fish" or "moldy cheese".
I hate sushi but dark chocolate is great and museums can be as well, especially technology related ones :D
I like all of these things except ~~you~~ me
I almost always like museums. Dark chocolate not straight up but when paired well. Im out on the sushi. I don't know you. well maybe. its hard to tell with the internet.
Dark chocolate paired with a nice porter is the perfect evening snack
Just be glad they make the effort
I always had a feeling I was not people. The fact that I like all of those confirms my suspicion. Now what? I don’t know.
I hate and dislike a lot of things, but you managed to post four things I actually like.
i like me, too
I like all of those things except dark chocolate.
Heathen
This is the way
I recently read that most dark chocolate has higher than safe concentrations of heavy metals and I AM NOT OKAY with this. Dark chocolate is life.
At least they care about you enough to put in the effort to pretend to like you.