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[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Call me drugs cause I fuck people up

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

Funny. The only thing I fuck is up. Can I have enough drugs for one large overdose please?

Call me an elevator cause I lift people up

[–] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An escalator lifts more people up than it lets down. Stop letting people walk all over you. Keep moving forward.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be about equal? Everyone who goes up has to go down at some point. So besides a few defenestrations, both amounts would be the same.

[–] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I guess it depends, I see a lot of places with escalators and regular stairs were people usually go up on the escalator but use whichever one is closer or has fewer people on it to go down just out of laziness/comfort.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Winner of design competition 2003

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

They call me an escalator because I go to China to eat humans.