The ketamine side effects probably had him fall and/or bump into something.
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Yeah, honestly, as much as I want there to be some drama here, he probably did this to himself by accident. The kid punching him story is stupid, fake, gay, dumb, etc. Nobody really believes that shit.
If someone did actually punch him, he would have lost his shit, there would be a much larger fallout.
He's just a drug addict (not a bad thing, lots of beautiful people are, let's not shame), who is abusing others around him as a result of his drug abuse. He probably just hit his head on something while fucked on Special K/E/Adderall/etc.
I think most addicts would disagree with you that being an addict isn't a bad thing.
Hating addicts for being addicts, is a bad thing. They're still people, with full lives, and can be wonderful humans. They may also need help, or they may choose not to get help. The point being, we shouldn't judge people based on whether or not they're an addict.
In the Realm of Hungry Ghosts by Gabor Mate was pivotal in reframing my perspective on addiction and addicts.
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Noone said they were hating him for his drug use. Being a drug addict is a bad thing by definition. If it wasnt a negative for the person we wouldnt call it addiction.
Unfortunately drug addicts are "judged" because they are simply riskier to associate with than a sober person. I'm not sure how many sober people are actually left though, and most people won't disclose their drug addictions.
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Not trying to give credit to Elonazi. I just remembered that my kid (~19 months) smashed the babyphone onto my head. I would have gotten a black eye for sure if he would have hit it. Still love him. My son, not Elonazi, of course.
His mind is on the verge of becoming complete mush due to drug abuse isn't it?
He looks and sounds like a druggie that will soon become homeless due to complete disassociation with reality, how can this even happen with personal doctors and clinics, and diets, and cosmetologists and whatever else?
Micheal Jackson had all those things and still OD’d on tranquilizers.
Drugs can be a helluva drug. Also billionaires don’t think that anyone else has the right to tell them “no”.
And, billions of dollars to have lackeys find you drugs. And private fucking jets to fly to countries with drugs, and bring you back drugs. And a bestie you bought a Presidency for, to keep the DEA from seeing your plane.
Motive, means, and opportunity.
And most of all, a gargantuan ego that refuses to believe anything bad can happen to them.
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Also billionaires don’t think that anyone else has the right to tell them “no”.
Also, billionaires have enough money to find a doctor who will tell them, "yes."
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He's the wealthiest man in the world, what do you mean "how does this happen?"?
Verge? I think he's been well past that point for a while now.
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I LOVE that he thinks his leaving government to refocus on Tesla will solve the sales issue Tesla has been experiencing.
He just does not get it.
That picture doesn't look like the picture of a guy who will finally deliver self driving cars after promising they were less than one year away for the last 20 years.
The drugs ate his already small brain
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The video of him here is pretty suspect too. Sure looks like he's rolling on some shit.
With his head normally so far up his own ass, this is more probable than a physical scuffle.
When is he not?
what do you call a Nazi with a black eye?
a good start
Don't you think he looks tired?
Nice doctor who reference :D
He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.
"can you imagine, calling him an employee?"
Hey get this, if you're a worker in any industry Trump doesn't respect you.
Which was literally the premise of The Apprentice
Give him more
He hasn't fought with anyone you guys, he's been high as fuck and hit his face on a table or something.
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Hitler enjoyed when his inner circle fought with each other. Elon Musk is going out on good terms. The rich have solidarity in their class. Instead of focusing on Elon Musk, maybe you should focus on the dystopic security state that is being built by Palantir. Peter thiel is the anti social Angry gay man who runs that shit.
Kid got tired of being used as a human shield in public.
Probably fell and cracked his head while down the k-hole.
Musk was also asked about his bruised eye, which he attributed to rough-housing with his five-year-old son.
Not news
The journalist should have seen if he could name the child.
"If you think this is bad, you should see the other guy!" - Drugged up Elon Musk
The kid did what many of us want to do! Good for him!
Probably revenge for calling him X Æ A-Xii.
That kid is going to spend his whole life crashing into poorly-coded Web validation software.
EDIT: Also, as usual, there's an xkcd for that:
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Oh don't worry, he just tripped and fell into a doorknob from a door that someone was swinging into his stupid face.
Edit: fixed typo
Should have been a sack of doorknobs.
Just when you thought he couldn't look any worse...
Literally triggered a vomit response for me. I hate every bit of that video. How is this actually happening?
That shiner looks more like someone was sending him a strong message. To be a fly on the wall...
It suits him, although two would be even better. Also, I'd love to see him picking up his former teeth.
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