Same energy, equally as thoughtful, and both very nice gestures.
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He'd obviously read up on 17th century witchcraft. It is well known that you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
it's a 17 century text, the main question is why did it take humanity so long to figure it out
That guy clearly knows what a woman desires.
I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.
Although it looks like I'm two hours late on that reference...
Damn, that's fondue for the whole families!
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I believe the correct thing to do is bring her some cheese. The nice stuff. Either a nicely aged cheddar or bocconcini. Add a potted basil plant to signal intent for a lasting relationship. T never fails
That's my fucking love language
I dont know if you're a man, a woman, or somewhere in between; but if you gave me an aged cheddar and a potted basil I would never let you go.
According to internet lore, the man must reciprocate with a wheel of cheese.
Government cheese.
Unauthorized government cheese.
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I mean, it works in Stardew Valley, so why not real life?
Would work for me not gonna lie
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Only thing missing is some garlic and fresh basil.
Even just the fact that she has a garden is enough for me to consider marriage.
oh how the tables have turned
Andrew Johnson supporter, so the 19th century version of a MAGA.
nothing more marriage material than a dude who believes in:
- a man
- a flag
- a holiday
wow where are people with such deep philosophical beliefs now
Any idea what a "waterfall" is in this context?
A waterfall is a type of cardigan.
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Mine gave me eggs from her chickens. This is the moment you realize you've won the lottery.
There are some sweet people in the world.
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please tell me that that is the guy from the cheese thing.
he deserves something like this
Just a heads-up, those are sauce tomatoes. Thanks, Ted talk, etc
Fry the oinions with some garlic (salt it), cube the tomatoes and let it simmer for an hour or two and you got the worlds best pasta sauce.
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Wow! The only thing missing is a meme!
That's a keeper.
Does she also have bees?
My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.
I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.
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I wonder what dating is like when you have so much money that you already have a garden. When I met my partner we both lived in shared houses.
You can grow a really nice garden on a balcony or in windows. Tomatoes, cucumber and chili's are great to start with and then just experiment
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People who are actually rich don't have food gardens, they have flower gardens at best. A roommate of mine had a (very bad) garden when I lived with him, and my now-wife had a small herb garden in an apartment. You can definitely have food gardens in shared houses
I briefly stayed at a multi-millionaire's place. They did have a herb garden. Nice planters and automated watering systems. All provided and maintained by the groundskeeping company, of course. I sincerely doubt they ever planted anything, they just grabbed herbs when they needed them and instructed people what herbs they wanted.
I imagine richer people might similarly have food gardens maintained by waitstaff. Maybe not around their primary residence, but what if the desire to cosplay as or claim to be a farmer or plantation owner strikes them?
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those look like some amazing vegetables, I don't know much about growing vegetables but I imagine getting them grown like this must take some effort or skill/knowledge
The hardest thing I've found with gardening is being able to actually eat everything that gets produced. Either I don't get to it in time, or too much gets produced, or my life just gets so busy that I don't have time to cook sometime. The actual growing kinda just takes care of itself in my garden.
Fucking zucchinis. I went from building a fence to protect them from the groundhogs to stacking them like firewood in front of the groundhog's den.
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My poor husband is going to (hopefully) be inundated with tomatoes when they start growing!
That is some grade A produce
It doesn't get better than this. Ask for her help to prepare the veggies!
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