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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 155 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Benadryl Buck Shot is a fucking great band name.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Track list on their debut album:

  1. Straight into my veins
  2. My-stamine
  3. Bodies (Let the bodies hit the floor, cover)
  4. Yeah?! What are you gonna do about it?
  5. Papercut enema
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Papercut enema is so fucking horrible. I genuinely regret reading that. My ass puckered so hard I could hear it snap shut

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[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago (5 children)

That is a shotgun shell loaded with allergy medicine. In the US many people reload their own shotgun shells. If you put rock salt instead of lead shot it is less-than-lethal...sorta. Some put in weirder stuff like nails, etc. Americans are funny like that.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 82 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Break into my home, you're gonna be crammed full of whatever I think is funny.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

🤣 you shoulda seen the look on his face when I blasted gummy bears into his ballsack after he broke into my house.

aka, "gunny bears"

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

The Taofledermaus channel on YouTube is a lovesong to that tenet for over 10 years.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

just wait till you learn about cannons!

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

Thank you for explaining this. As a non-USian I had no idea what was going on.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 96 points 10 months ago (5 children)

what do I need to know to understand this?

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 70 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I think you need to be American. It is funny how the Americans are busy explaining the drug to you, but failing to understand that it is the underlying premise that most non-Americans won't get.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah I didn't get that that was a shotgun shell I thought it was a film canister.

Also every antihistamine I've ever seen has been a tiny little round thing, those are huge

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

my first thought was force feeding, but i do hope nobody force feeds nails to home intruders over there, so my second thought was uhhh, some sort of gun that shoots whatever you put in it? but would pills even work if someone uh, shot you with them? i'm pretty sure all pills are designed to need processing by our digestive track

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

All of the Oxy 80's that have been railed or smoked over the years would like a word.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 67 points 10 months ago (8 children)
  1. Benadryl is a brand name of diphenhydramine, an antihistamine with a powerful side effect of drowsiness. Benadryl is labeled as an allergy relief medication but the same drug is sold under other brands such as Sominex as a sleep aid. Effects of overdosing on diphenhydramine include seizures, extreme drowsiness, excessive sleepiness, delirium, and hallucinations.

  2. The translucent object packed with several of the pills is a shotgun shell. The text refers to the practice of reloading shotgun shells with other objects in an attempt to alter their lethality and/or pain potential. A shell loaded with rock salt for example, salt is much lighter than lead so it should have less stopping/penetrating power, but any wounds caused are automatically salted.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

any wounds caused are automatically salted

I'm a little disappointed in myself that I didn't think it'd work like that.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The idea behind a rock salt shell is it would be less likely to kill and more likely to HURT. Also possibly less likely to damage anything behind. You might take a little paint off the fridge but not destroy it.

Whether that's actually how it works or not, call Adam and Jamie.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The salt load has an added benefit of temporarily incorporeating ethereal beings.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Something important that people aren't really mentioning is that you can use salt-filled shotgun shells in a home defense situation to reduce collateral damage caused by the shotgun pellets penetrating through walls (idk what the nails are for, I'd assume something similar)

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[–] classic@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago

There's an upper limit to how much benadryl you should take in a sitting if you don't want to breach the stratosphere

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's an allergy medicine that's also used as a sedative, put into a shotgun shell.

In higher doses it can cause dissasociation, delerium, hallucinations, etc.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does this count as chemical warfare?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not "chemical warfare," but maybe in the same genre of "chemical fuck you" as mace/pepper spray.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 19 points 10 months ago

IIRC those are chemical warfare. They're use is not regulated on civilians, but they're banned for use in war.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

mace/pepper spray is illegal in a lot of the world

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I wouldn’t be using brand-name Benadryl for that unless it was expired. This clearly calls for the Kirkland Select store brand from Costco!

[–] jared@mander.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

Only the best for guests!

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 16 points 10 months ago

Dollar tree diphenhydramine buckshot. Instead of the hat man, you meet the coat hanger dwarf.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

That's just Benadryl, but cheaper.

At least you found a way to cut down on ammo costs.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 29 points 10 months ago

Oh, it's a shell casing

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 19 points 10 months ago

"Say hello to my little friend!" I scream as I introduce the intruders to the hat man.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Fun fact, Benadryl is actually a fairly powerful local anesthetic. You can pack it into a wound before applying sutures and it is almost as effective as lidocaine. So basically, shooting someone with a benadryl load is probably a bit counterproductive and might just make angry zombies.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Careful with this info. Diphenhydramine can cause nerve damage if at too high a concentration: 5 parts whatever to 1 part Benadryl is the typical dilution for local anesthetics.

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

home intruder has severe allergies.

he says thanks

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 10 months ago
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you need quite lot of benadryl to cause deleriant reaction.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Even though it makes no sense, all I could figure out for this was that they were hiding something valuable in a container of benedryl so burglars wouldn't find it, instead of hiding it in a box of rock salt or a box of nails.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

It's a shotgun shell. People sometimes load them up with rock salt and nails for home defense, even though bird and buckshot will do the trick.

This person loaded the shell up with benadryl, which will cause hallucinations when taken in higher quantities.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

I abused it a few times as a teenager, and it was really shitty every time. Someone told me that you can see the air by abusing Welbutrin as well, so naturally I tried that too. You can absolutely see the air, but it also makes you feel like you have a brain tumor.

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