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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 155 points 2 months ago (4 children)

For those interested, caffeine is stable and does not degrade due to phase change of the substance that contains it 👍

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (2 children)

SO CAFFEINCICLES ARE ON?

HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let's be real, you were never gonna stop regardless. You're too in love with the feel of biting ice to quit.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh no, I suck on it. I broke a tooth the second I turned 30 by biting into day old baklava and now I fear hard things

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sucks if you’re gay 😉

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

At that point, just take your dentures out

[–] fraksken 2 points 2 months ago

/doesn't/ ...? I mean ... If you fear hard things, you wouldn't suck, right?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Man, so what's it like being afraid of gangsters?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

day old baklava

wait, what?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you chip a tooth on baklava? I've never seen it get so hard

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I didn't chip it, I broke it straight in half. It was old and hard and I bit down on it on my back molars. Real hard. Shit turned to concrete and had a tiny bit of give so I pushed harder. Back lower molar just cracked straight down the middle.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 5 points 2 months ago

the only thing lost will be carbonation

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

Sweet, time for some caffeine plasma shots.

[–] Truscape@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does this mean making a joint with caffeine powder mixed in is on the menu?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The general consensus, as far as I can tell, is that it could work but might taste bad; it would be better to freebase or snort the caffeine.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

That's just called breakfast.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm being scammed

[–] protist@mander.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I....don't remember responding to this post. Did I somehow accidentally post a blank comment? Am I being scammed?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

My God. We've both been got.

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If they can't tell the difference, then either

  • It doesn't change the efficacy of the caffeine
  • They don't need "maximum torque"
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

For anyone who prefers hot, you can rest assured that your Monster® soups and stews will also retain full caffiene efficacy.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Some people boil their chicken in nyquil. I choose to boil mine in Monster

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What hath god wrought.

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I’m so in for the monstew

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My dream has always be to cook pasta in monster. BRB.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Post pics and review

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Isn’t this the guy who boofed a monster energy popsicle to see if it caffeinated him? Or was that a different post?

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have no idea what "boofed" means, but in the context of this post, I'm just going to assume he put it up his ass?

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a strong use of context clues!

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

I'm a bit anal about it

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bingo! They described the entire process and outcome. As my memory serves, they felt like they could kill god in the state they were in.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

What a sentence

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Bro wtf. I keep rereading your comment hoping a moment of "yeah that makes sense" comes about, but i just keep getting flashbanged by it's contents.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago

For anyone who was curious, a quick review of search results provided the following:

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can we have Fruchtzwerge-ice?

We have Fruchtzwerge-ice at home

Fruchtzwerge-ice at home:

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Real Fruchtzwerge hours.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Staying torqued for the homies

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

More torque? May I suggest a longer lever on which to act?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

IS THE CAFFEINE WORKING?!! AAAAAIIGH

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

The last sentence makes it. Well done!