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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No wonder they were so angry all the time

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

family guy did a cutaway of that

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What if two T-rexes worked together?

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago

That’s how baby T-rexes are born

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It could grip it by the husk!

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember that Reddit thread...

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

...a 69 i guess

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

jacking it with a bro!

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Did T-Rex have a cloaca?

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Do you need to use your arms to masturbate?

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure if it is called masturbation or not, but I have unfortunately seen several mammals ejaculate without any physical stimuli. I'm not sure if other animal groups do this.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Might as well ask if a chicken could.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

the real question is whether they had penises in the first place, not even hank green knows

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

No problem as long as the schlong is long enough.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Would be be able to do it with his feet and/or thighs while laying on his side?

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

"life, uh, finds a way"

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

T-Rex's heart gives out trying to masturbate