this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 234 points 2 months ago
[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 200 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 2 months ago

Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user

[–] Lycaon@lemm.ee 171 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.

Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 98 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.

This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

It's in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don't want to risk remembering this...

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.

But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 months ago

sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 76 points 2 months ago
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 months ago

sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity

Other times.... This is an other time

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

needed this today, thank you op

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

Would be less worrying if anon got off to this

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 37 points 2 months ago

Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So was Anon in his mind

*flees the scene*

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[–] vivendi@programming.dev 32 points 2 months ago

This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

is anon being eggy or just gay?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a day to be literate.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sad I ever learned to read. I guess I'm cursed.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago

I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing

[–] Damage@feddit.it 15 points 2 months ago

He need the-rapist

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago

god i love 4chan

I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Literally me.

I ... guess this might be a way to build empathy with actual rape victims? Chat is this actually a good thing?

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see how this post has TERF vibes, but I legitimately cannot imagine a TERF liking Vtubers. That'd just seem to go against a lot of their way of thinking.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is this TERFy? (Not disagreeing or challenging your position, I just don't understand and would like to)

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Have you ever read TERF poetry before? There's just this weird way they tend to write about bodies...

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

The eggiest should-be-an-actor in the land of 4chan

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Cool. Next time, include figging.

[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck me. I have been through this phase. It fucking sucks but it is comforting. Yes, I needed therapy.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

They need Psycho The Rapist

-- I already told you that's a single word!!

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