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Are you more of a "yahoo!" or a "waaaah!" (infosec.pub)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Obey Wario. Destroy Mario!”

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Since it's cut off at the start it's more like "Bey Wario. Destroy Mario!"

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 months ago

took me a while to figure out it was not a choice between mario and wario

if I was in a hurry there'd be a 50% chance i took the "wrong" door

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

Left is mini. Right is wumbo.

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago

as a trans lady built like wario it depends on how bigoted the other patrons are basically

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago

I’m a Waluigi thanks.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Well, don't keep us hanging! Which one are you????

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

W for Wumbo

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago

I want to be a "Wah-hooo!" Kinda guy, but I am unfortunately more of a "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!" (as in getting burned by lava) personality in reality.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Easy: Are you a Mama-mia or a Wowie-zowie

[–] lambda@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

M is for mermaid man and W is for wumbo

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you a Utahraptor or a Dromiceiomimus?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 months ago

But... I'm really more of a shyguy 🫣

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why is Wario a push and Mario a pull?

[–] example@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

because it's the same door

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Waaaah-hoo! Flip mode. Flip mode is the greatest.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Woo-hoo!