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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] kbal@fedia.io 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean "almost"?

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Part of you is oxygen you inhaled.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Most of that oxygen has been around I would think, but I guess some atoms would've come from recent micrometeorites or whatever.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Bacteria, air inside you, implants/prostetics. Essentially just a smartass shield.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost all of you is food right now if you go try and hug a bear.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Hey hey, I'm not a cannibal! I'm just a little chubby... and I like hugs...

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

You hear it as a joke when you're young, but it's not til you're old that you realize "you are what you eat" is literal.

[–] remon@ani.social 9 points 2 months ago

All of us are food all the time.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Literally all of you was either food/drink or oxygen from the air at some point—whether it was consumed by you or by your mother.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Unless you have dental fillings or other implants.

[–] irmoz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Theseus' ship wants to know if those fillings are really part of you

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Is Theseus happy?

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Theseus’ ship hasn’t been the same since they replaced the rudder with an AI.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Or if you worked an asbestos mine

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

My sweat is just seasoning.

[–] Cyv_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm technically food right now!

[–] tinwhistlepilot@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Indeed I’m food for bears!

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, most of me was water I drank!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You were water that YOU drank???

Oh......oh this is hurting my brain trying to work this out.

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Is this a joke about "swallowing" ?

[–] admin@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think so, more like you are built of nutrients you get from food you eat so technically you are the food you ate.

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks, maybe I should sometimes get my mind out of the gutter

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Its you, singular.