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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As my ex would say, "you're pretty when you don't talk."

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

My older sister used to tell me I was funny ..... funny looking

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

My girlfriend says that about me. I'm an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can't seem to ever shut the fuck up.

[–] WhiteHotaru@feddit.org 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In my opinion the term they are searching for is „cookies“.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

High adventure that's beyond compare?

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Sounds like she took some edibles before tweeting this

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

The guy at table six wants an eggless omelette.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

But, no really

There are these fantastic fruit edibles that I can get locally that taste amazing and are thus quite deadly. I’ve asked them to make them without pot because I would totally eat them all the time.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha I emailed a company one time because I really just wanted a bag of their gummies. They ended up making me like a 5 lbs bag haha

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Legends. That's how you get good PR

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Thats how it is with the blue raspberry gummies with caffine in them..

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 13 points 10 months ago

Daisy is my kind of girl. These are the kind of banger statements I need to hear more of in my life.

[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of this far-right antivaxer who suggested being exposed to a weakened version of the virus to build immunity instead of vaccines.

https://old.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/q82lqj/_/

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Maybe they mean with the taste of weed but not the pschoactiveness.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That's what I was thinking, I've had some really good little chocolate edibles that I wish I could just snack on at work or share with my family lol.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 7 points 10 months ago

Homebrewing places will sell you hops, that'd probably replicate the flavour without effects

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you prefer the taste of weed to a regular brownie you might be an addict…

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't think I even mentioned the taste of weed. The chocolates I was referring to are sea salt and caramel and you can't taste that there's weed in them. Thanks for the free judgement though 👍🏽

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Buddy it's pretty reasonable of them to assume you meant "edibles that taste like weed, but have no weed in them" since that was the entire point of this comment chain and also the original post.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah when i see that, i just assume bot..

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It isn't exactly difficult to get chocolate that tastes like chocolate.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I had no way of knowing that. It's kinda hard to find chocolate with the exact flavoring and toppings that are on some of the edibles I've had, though.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

ALDI sells some really good salted caramel chocolates.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Ewww why the fuck? Thats the one FLAW of edibles!

You can buy cannabis derived terpenes. CBD bud is also an option, but that has a different flavor profile compared to standard THC/THCA bud.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

CBD edibles?

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know a way to make alcohol free vodka. Its pretty cheap too.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

But but vodka tastes like ass, don't it?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

No, no one in the history of humanity has made any edible thing. Not even your mama's teat.