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porr (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

In his defense, his was too hot

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It takes a long time for a bear sized portion to cool down.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But papa bear's was the only one that was hot

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Bigger serving longer cooling time.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

No, when the burglar later ate their food papa bear's porridge was the only one that was still too hot. They specifically leave to let all their porridges cool down. The temperature of porridge is not static.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Porr mens porn in Swedish...

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Big bowl of porn

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 2 months ago

Tastes like Nut.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Hmm, perhaps medical emergency?