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What's the largest animal you could singlehandedly clingfilm to a lamppost? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Any animal that trusts me enough. I really only have rapport with beetles, cats, and dogs. Maybe a human if I'm clever.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

an ant

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gotta be a medium snake

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

can a medium snake talk to dead people or dead snakes?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago

Nah it can only talk to it's past food.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 2 months ago

asked some non lemmy ppl, here's what they said

  • probably a medium sized dog
  • maybe like a long necked unicorn. girafficorn
  • ostrich because of the neck
  • blue whale. what's it gonna do, swim away?
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Does the lamp post have to be in the ground? Because if it movable you can tape just about anything to it.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

A human that was willing to be cling filmed.

I could never convince a cat to go along for the ride, I'd die.