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[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Context for the foreigners. A man was sleeping in that cabin when the boat drove up on shore. He only woke up after his neighbor came to check on him.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The neighbour delivered a stern message that his shopoholism is going overboard.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Clearly this is a bow message.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

I am not sure if the answer to how he remained asleep will be the most deep natural sleep or involving a big amount of alcohol.

[–] smee@poeng.link 3 points 2 months ago

More context;

They live in earthquake area, there was a small one there 180 years ago, they're used to the ground rumbling beneath their legs. Or beds.

One guy didn't awake and notice a boulder rolling down one of the hills, ground shaking his entire house. Hit his bedroom straight on and killed him instantly, didn't wake him up at all. That's how hardy they are.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you buy a car on Amazon and they accidentally send you ten.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The cool thing about Amazon is they'll let you keep the extra nine!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This poor man.

"What am I supposed to do with 9 extra Ford F350s? I just needed one for the farm."

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a good excuse to buy a few more farms then.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but then you need more trucks. It's like the hotdogs and buns problem.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They have to, it's law. There was a scam 100-odd years ago where merchants would send you a package and then bill you for it. Nope. If they send it, it's yours, period.

[–] smee@poeng.link 10 points 2 months ago

Woops

Images from NRK.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

Only now did I realize this wasn't some Ai slop post! That's fucking hilarious!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

When you forget to sell your futures.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine explaining this to your insurance company if the boat hadn't missed.