this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 165 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And that 30 was from himself testing the device

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

hey I have this epic business for you where you can be self-employed and get all the freedom of being a business owner with no downsides and all you need to do is sign up another couple people under your name and buy a bunch of shit that nobody wants

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

I want to believe it was actually someone else

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Business, business, business" - Businessman

[–] KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love that this meme has its own website, so professional, so fitting to the topic at hand.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

literally more useful than LinkedIn

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Put just meme and refuse to elaborate.

[–] Ruthalas 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See, your first mistake was the beep. Tipped them off. Coulda make thousands!

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 2 months ago

As a bonus, you get the identity of the person who owns the card

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to be in it for the long run.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago

You know what they say, you gotta spend money to spend money

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spoiler alert you don't make anything because its you trying to open the door when you (OP) comes home drunk after having lost your keys.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago