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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist. You were a duck, but now you're in "duck hell".

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A duck wouldn't go to hell though.

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would beg to differ (sorry for the formatting. On mobile)

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Forced Copulation

The most striking example of aggressive behavior in mallards occurs later in summer as unpaired males will try to force copulation with females.

These encounters can result in some very loud and intense exchanges of vocalizations and distressed activity from the female and her partner.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Ducks get a free pass on morality, it's kinda messed up

Geese too

Hamsters on the other hand... Anything they do is worthy of damnation, no matter how benign

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 months ago

One of my kids, out of nowhere:

"So I just go to school, work work work, then I'm an adult, work work work, for my whole life?"

Yup. Sorry kiddo.

[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder about becoming a hermit sometimes. Then, I think about all the other people who are probably crowding the woods with their hermit turf wars.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I imagine after a while the government that owns most of the uninhabited wilderness would track you down with satellites and drones and evict you too

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has she not heard of the corkscrew thing?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't go searching for those images! They're fowl.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Quite unpheasant

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Hard reset and try again?