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When you want to give her your phone number, but it's DnD. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ahdok@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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Konsi made these sending stones herself, with the Forgeringer (it lets her make magic items.)

Yes, it takes longer than a day to make Sending Stones - even with the artifact hammer a pair of sending stones takes her about ten days. She'd already made them before being asked on the date, but had been too nervous to show Razira.

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Since this is a "memes" channel, here's a template for you to use however you want.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is going to be used in very very innocent ways

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It surely will never be used for the naughties

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shame on you for bringing that sort of impur thoughts to someone who witnessed dndmemes on reddit during the fun times

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What happened in the fun times?

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dnd memes went full nudes and 18+ content when they changed third party apps a few months ago. No publicities on 18+ content. It lasted for weeks and I never saw so much hentai.

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hentai? Oh no! Where?

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well on dndmemes on reddit it WAS full of it. No idea if it still is, as when reddit got fed up enough they kicked whatever moderators still on board. Which came here. Which I followed. No longer on reddit after that shitshow.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They deleted every post tagged NSFW when they kicked the mods. Every post from that period had been tagged NSFW by default

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah, Im not surprised. Im glad it happened and Im glad I participated, but Im not going back there.

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Aw man. Thought maybe the fun times were on here. I think I've started to forget about Reddit entirely

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago

Good. Fuck reddit.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 21 points 2 years ago

“What magical items are you wearing?”

“Describe your character to the party… slowly.”

[–] WintLizard@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

When you get a text from your DM after the session saying "I forgot to mention you guys leveled up"

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stuff like this is why sending stones are the most powerful magic item in DnD.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You mean you can use the dream spell for things OTHER than booty calls?

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I actually never thought of the Dream spell as a communication tool. I wonder if I can implement a version of the Sending stone for the Dream spell in my DnD campaign. Inflicting terrible nightmares on people for fun seems like something my artificer would do

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean you can use the dream spell for things OTHER than booty calls?

Inflicting terrible nightmares on people for fun seems like something my artificer would do

There are 2 types of people in this world...

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Subs and Doms?

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excuse me this is Switch erasure.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 years ago

I have a switch character somewhere... hang on.

[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

"We have been trying to reach you about your carriage's extended warranty."

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, a really good use of the dream spell is when you have to have a discussion with an NPC long-distance (say, to brief them on a situation.) - If it's just one way, the lowest level spell for "give a lot of information long distance" is to Galder's Courier a letter to them, but dream is two-way.

It's also on the warlock list.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 years ago

Yes, you can use it to advertise Lightspeed Briefs.

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

I play a character that uses it to contact his parents, and lets the other party members go see theirs too.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

And the Goblin of the year award goes to: Konsi!

[+] myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Here's a photo of the specific implements and brands I use.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, and for comedic value - but this is real, here's the super advanced tech I use for the digital cleanup.

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you live like this

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So... PSP has a specific tool that's really good for my workflow, that most modern graphics programs doesn't have - it's called the "push brush" and it's a sort of dynamic clone brush.

Most "clone brushes" like... you choose the brush shape, select the sampling area, then sample an area with a click, then you can paint with that sample - but it's quite a cumbersome process that you set up each time.

PSP's "push brush" you set a shape, and then when you click, it remembers all of the exact pixels in the selected area, and as you drag, it paints with a brush that's identical to that sampled area, until you let go. If you click a fully white area, it's a white brush, if you click a black area it's a black brush, if you click an area of "textured pixels" (like all my shading) it's a brush with that texture in it.

This is super great for my work flow, I can tweak lines, remove debris, redraw small areas, and generally paint over mistakes all with the same brush, and I don't have to manually set it up or change any settings for each area, the dynamic sampling just does what I need when I need it. It lets me clean up scans much more quickly than having to change tools for each thing.

Many graphics packages have a tool that's "similar" to this, but either smudges the sampled content, or requires setting up for each sampled area, or has some other issue. I've tried a lot, and they're all just cumbersome and annoying - on the other hand, I believe PSP2022 has the tool buried in the optional tools, so... I've been meaning to try it out.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

Let's give a visual example of what this looks like in practice:

Here's a Konsi picture. I'm going to set the brush quite large (much larger than I normally do) and click at the point where the yellow hair clump joins the brow, then move the brush around.

The main "value" of this is for small paint-overs it preserves some of the character of my "pencil texture", and when I then shrink the final image, the scaling algorithm basically scrambles any super obvious "patches" - so I can paint out scanner debris or fix minor errors, and neaten up linework with a single tool.

[–] Shkshkshk@dice.camp 2 points 2 years ago

That makes a lot of sense. Totally respect that.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When did Konsi get all fancy with the dyed hair?

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

She cast disguise self.

[–] Xariphon@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Razira's reaction in that last panel is everything.

Konsi with the most literal glow-up, as if she wasn't irresistibly adorable enough before.

Please keep posting these; Konsi is healing balm for my soul.