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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 133 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Protein enhancement

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 85 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also this isn't how you shoot a horse

[–] senoro@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If you've never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you're going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You're going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You're going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won't create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.

[–] sparkl_motion@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn't get an option not to learn this

[–] senoro@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Interesting although solemn

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

The actual article is mostly the same unless I missed something

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] Staple_Diet@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You never met a passenger on a plane who needed to be euthanized for the benefit of everyone else?

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[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Attendants ride with the horses when shipping overseas. If a horse panics it can imbalance the plane leading to catastrophic failure

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

You'd be surprised at the lack of resources to learn how to do it yourself. Myself for instance? I would've thought you should preserve the ammo and pistol whip the thing until desired results achieved.

[–] CylonBunny@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago

That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.

[–] S_204@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.

Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago

Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only when they break a leg.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.

[–] Thetimefarm@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait why was one bullet $2500 dollars? Ok... but do we really need to be buying sterile bullets for this?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

LMAO

"Hey can you throw this box of 25 Federal HSTs in the autoclave for me?"

Ten minutes later

"Whaddya mean Steve died?

Blew up did he?

The autoclave huh?

Well shit.."

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.

I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She's the steppiest and what are you doingest mom of all!

[–] Hogger85b@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All milf and step mum are under 30

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago

These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Syren De Mer is 53

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 4 points 2 years ago

Not bad to be relegated to step-mom roles.

There's a lot of washing machines to get stuck into.

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