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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what she would have said if they were at Disney World

It's the most magical place in earth

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There used to be a legend when I grew up around Orlando that they would use helicopters to airlift people out of the park to die in Celebration (the town they owned next door and paid to make infrastructure better) to ensure that they maintained the ideology that no one dies at Disney

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It took me many re-reads to understand that people weren't having celebratory arranged deaths at Disney

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Untapped market.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

110% that’s no legend. If someone dies on a ride or something, the corpse is carried to the parking lot or transported outside the park before being declared dead by the on-site medic.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND IF YOU DON'T JUST SHUT UP!

arewethereyet?arewethereyet?arewethereyet?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

IF YOU KIDS CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF THERE'LL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY!!

[–] bustrouffi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a teacher, I filled in to be the last person they needed for a college trip to Disney. As we entered the park and got checked for bombs,my idiotic NPC colleague lisped "it's so beautiful here 🥹". As we were getting checked for BOMBS

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don’t get the joke. Is it the contrast between beauty and bombs? Or did your colleague say that like those were their last words?

[–] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they are roughly the age that i am they may remember a time when you didn't get checked for bombs at amusement parks

I have to say it feels a bit dystopic. More so at how normal it is these days.

[–] bustrouffi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Oh my god, thank you - apparently I'm aging myself. Yes - we didn't used to need go through bomb checkpoints.

Also for the record I feel bad about saying idiotic and NPC! That was unnecessarily unkind, even if I found her excruciatingly vapid

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

lisped

Perhaps "beautiful" was heard as "boom-iful"?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I will be visiting the Disney next week. I expect much happiness.