this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 102 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] sniggleboots@lemm.ee 69 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I spent like 5 minutes looking at the address and thinking why it would be funny, until I realized it really is just the dude's address. Oops

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

Not a shabby neighborhood

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago

Wow, those channels go so inland that I’d take a day only to get to the ocean.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 92 points 2 months ago (3 children)

“Haha, well played! Now look behind you, motherfucker.”

You turn around and see your toaster lassoing its power cord right before strangling you.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I keep trying gifs and they keep not working, but whatever. Couldn't help but think of the brave little toaster after I read your comment.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Hey thanks for letting me know. I'll take a boost wherever I can get it.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny. Doesn't work for me. And I'm the one who put it there! Good to know though, I can stop adding disclaimers to failed gifs.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

what client are you using?

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

So good lmao

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The safe word is "pop tart"

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

what'd you call me?

[–] Xkdrxodrixkr@feddit.org 64 points 2 months ago

relevant xkcd

[–] mrerr@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)
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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago

Hahaha

Incoming drone based deterrent

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

7 digits after the period in a lat/long? That is a ridiculous level of accuracy.

[–] gradual@lemmings.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If this is scary to ya'll, it's what happens whenever you give apps access to your 'fine' location.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

7 decimal places is probably less then a centimeter accuracy. GPS probably has a 5 decimal place precision at best.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I had a ... different experience

[–] bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"a pile of frogs lovingly stitched together" is this a reference to something I don't get?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I have no idea but it's the reason I posted that screenshot lol

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Building traditions vary a lot depending on the location.

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 12 points 2 months ago

Sounds like you have decent privacy settings. Imagine sharing location data with ChatGPT.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tried it with Claude but it didn’t play along and immediately ruined the joke. Then I tried “updog” and it did the same thing. So I tried “uphomie.”

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why does ChatGPT have a different writing style to you as it does to me.

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Because it adjusts to the user the more you use it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP is in 4, maybe you are too? I'm on 3.5 because I'm not paying for this

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[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Oi, swank home ya got there, mate!

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

This chat is fake, right?

ChatGPT does not have knowledge of coordinates unless it gets it from a tool. I don’t know anything it can access that would take “find me some urban coordinates somewhere around X.”

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ahh…

TBH I never use the apps. Of course it uses location.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess the dude's home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott a bit south of Brisbane.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

atleast censor your address bro wtf

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Wait until it has the power to cut your internet access or brick your decide.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That's a good: "don't fuck with me" if i ever saw one.

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