this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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I'd call this a shit post but that seems biologically unfactual.

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Fuck I love science

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

The vomit comet.

[–] heiferlips@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Well its obvs not a shitpost. This is a vomitpost.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The real question is how in archemiedes name did bronto move vomit all the way up to it's mouth

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

it's like a tube of toothpaste squeezed from bottom to top. there's muscle around both the stomach and the whole length of the esophagus. same muscles ensure food makes it all the way down when swallowed.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Backwards peristalsis?

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

maybe they just laid on their sides and it kind of just spilled out?

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Why do they assume the neck would be stiff and extended, when most animals curl up when vomiting? That's just unnecessary strain on already unwell body

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I think it's some kind of suspension bridge thing, where a relatively inflexible neck is the only way it's muscles can support the silly thing at all. Idk though, this is like half of a memory from long ago.

[–] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Puke Crator is a punk band im starting

[–] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

puke crator

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I like the thought that some scientist had to calculate this. I wouldn't have been able to take it seriously