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[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I say that kind of thing to people, but I'm being intentionally stupid. Because it's funny.

"Happy birthday!"

"Thanks, you too!"

I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm just actually stupid. Especially my wife.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Clearly you meant when he has his next meal. No reason to stress!

[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is Brian Regan's joke from 1992

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But luckily the waiter does. And elephants date values his other qualities.