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Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's built like a steak house but handles like a bistro

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You win again gravity

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I agree, the food is out of this world!

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And the restaurant on Mars? Yeah, you should probably avoid it. The line to get in wraps halfway around the solar system, and the atmosphere is positively toxic.

[–] cleverusername@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

That joke is really out of this world.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

At least they serve water from the craters

[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hm, doesn't sound very attractive