this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ok the crying heaven bra is amazing

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Victoria's Secret? The company that had extremely close ties to renowned pedophile and sex slaver Jeffrey Epstein? That Victoria's Secret?

[–] macabrett@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm convinced Kelly knows about Hexbear and is coming up with elaborate concepts in pursuit of one goal: more emojis.

This time he really wanted the fantasy bra emoji.

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

and the male gaze-haters sicko, that's a good one

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

He's got us, what are we supposed to do?

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Male Gaze Hater would be an excellent band name

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

They perform behind a curtain and all you can do is shoe-gaze.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Hehehe

Kentucky jelly

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

FANTASY BRA hahaha

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

LOL the 🕸 web lined tissues next to the half crimpled tube of KY lube. volcel-vanguard

so-true He knows us so well.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Tissue box with cobwebs would be a good companion to volcel-vanguard

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Disappointed there isn't a women sicko in the window.

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

lmao you can make like 10 emojis out of this

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why does the tissue box have spider webs on it? whywhywhywhywhy

Oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. volcel-judge

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I love how he's crying but the tissues still have cobwebs.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

damn, I thought they were finally breaking ground on the plight of us inmate apparel enthusiasts