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Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him (theonion.com)

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well fuck this was depressing. This is one of those things where you laugh at first and then you realize there's actually a really good chance of it being true.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Yep

After Combs’ statement, the judge was said to have sat in stunned silence for a full minute before admitting the defendant did have a point.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Both satire and general political humor are not funny to me anymore. I’m just so burnt.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Almost ate the onion.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

Even if pardoned, he'll be wrapped up in civil litigation for the rest of his life. What's happening to Mike Lindell may be a glimpse into Diddy's future if he avoids prison.