I simply needed to remove the shell of this thing.
They cannot simply use screws because that would make it easy to disassemble quickly and non-destructively. So they invented some obscure bizarre clips that require special tools and specific /unpublished/ knowledge. So I was forced to pry around the seam of the plastic until some clips broke. I guessed correctly that a sliding motion was needed but this made no difference because they apparently have hidden latches that must be manipulated before sliding.
Since there are no clues about what prevents us from sliding it open, it’s tempting to pry off the power button in case that is blocking the sliding. The button turns out to be spring-loaded and non-removable, so plastic breaks and shrapnel of small parts scatter when removal is attempted.
After ripping the motherfucker apart, of course clips are broken and the plastic around the edges is chewn up and malformed. Hitting it lightly with a heat gun makes the plastic edging get closer to its original shape by exploiting the “memory” of plastic but it’s never quite right.. always melts and shrinks a little.
I find no videos on disassembly. Folks should really post a video showing the frustration of triggering the booby-traps just as a warning to people.
Of course there are no useful docs for this other than the user manual which pretends that repair is never needed.
Assholes!
Update
I managed to exfiltrate a diagram from a parts shop:
The joint between part 130 and 140 was a bitch.. broke clips. The joint between 130 and 160 was also a bitch.. required plastic to bend in some dicey gymnastics.