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Artificial Intelligence Could Never Do My Job, Because It Can’t Microdose Ketamine Before Board Meetings (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AI cannot ingest a highly tuned cocktail of barbiturates and hallucinogens before attending these high-stakes meetings.

That is all they do, isn't it?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 months ago

That's how they came up with the Cybertruck!